Three pre-cooked AI tracks are already on the page. Hit play. They're slowed, mumbled, fried versions of songs you know — the way Drake hears them at 3 AM.
Every click feeds the model. Cross a threshold, a new fried track unlocks for everyone. The arcade is the fuel — the more the room clicks, the faster songs drop.
Drop an MP3 or MP4 in the factory. It joins the queue. Once the click army cooks it, you get back a fried version with your name on it. Share it everywhere.
Drop an MP4, MP3, M4A, MOV, or WAV. We pitch it down, bitcrush the audio, deep-fry the video, and feed the loop. The longer the queue, the more clicks needed before yours gets cooked.
Front-of-line gets every click. Once it's cooked, the next one steps up. Real ones grind for someone else's track.
Download Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with some SOL. If you don't know what SOL is, you may be at the wrong site.
Search the $AUBRI contract address (top of this page when live). Verify it matches. Bookmark the page.
Set your slippage. Click buy. Then upload your favorite track and click till it cooks. Share the output everywhere.
Selling is for quitters. Quitters do not finish the shift. Hold until the bell. (There is no bell.)